The following below are the funniest
ways to breakup with your boy/
girlfriend…
“15-20 missed calls? You killed my battery so u’re capable of killing me… Its over!!
“how come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
“You dont even respect me, i’m talking to you and you are busy breathing? Its over!
“so now you’re drinking coke that has
another man’s name on it,better go and find him because it’s over between us.
“so beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is ur caller
tune? I cant trust alcoholics wit my future kids.”
“They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken.You want to kill me? It is over!”
“i called you and you picked up immediately. U lack patience. I cant date someone who’s not patient.”
“why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know i support PDP? Its over!
“You are always abbreviating your texts, u want our children to b short abi? Its OVER!
“i told you i love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream.You don’t care about me. its over!
By Babayeju Mathew for Nigerianblog.net
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