1.You will never see her cooking fish or eating fish pepper soup. Thats suicidal and cannibalism like eating her aquatic family members. But if you mention goat head pepper soup to her two ears, she would shake body and be so happy like Baba Adam.
2.Any kind of party or public functions does not appeal to her but just mention beach birthday party to her. She is ready to follow you to Eleko beach in Lagos and even Atlantic Ocean for the party.
3.Ask her to use panadol or see doctor for her migraine or constant headache. She would never listen because she prefers cold water to be poured on her head or ice block wrapped round her head as if wounded in an accident.
4.Tell her you’re going for your weekend swimming lesson. She would discourage you and prefer you swimming inside a flowing river or beach instead as a beginner. Don’t be love-blind to risk your life.
5.If you’re navigating her ‘main campus’ any time of the day. Try to study her style of response as she gasps for breath… if it sounds as if she is drowning in a river. If she tells you to stop(even at the peak of enjoyment!).You just need to stop if not na Fela music go enter your mouth….
Deady body get accident yeepa!Confusion break bone yeepa!Na double Wahala for Deady body and the owner of Deady body.
Culled from Dare Lasisi Blog
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